The Disclaimer
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If you are reading this page hoping to find financial advice, congratulations — you have found the one page on the entire internet that is legally, morally, spiritually, and cosmically obligated to tell you: this is NOT financial advice. Not even a little bit. Not even 1 basis point of financial advice. What you do with your money is entirely your problem, and frankly, we respect you too much to pretend otherwise.

Please do not sell your car, your dog, your grandmother's jewelry, or your collection of rare Pokémon cards to buy $HYPED. We say this with love. Deep, genuine, blockchain-based love.

Crypto is volatile. You already knew this. You clicked "agree" on seventeen other disclaimers this week. But just in case: the value of $HYPED can go up, go down, go sideways, go in directions that defy Euclidean geometry, or simply disappear into the void like your ex's text responses.

Mining rewards are not guaranteed to make you rich. They ARE guaranteed to make your GPU warm. Whether those are the same thing is a philosophical question we leave to you.

Past performance does not indicate future results. Past vibes do not indicate future vibes. The only guarantee in crypto is that someone, somewhere, will make a Twitter thread about it.

Your NFT miner is a digital asset living on the blockchain. It does not eat, sleep, or file taxes. It mines $HYPED tokens based on its tier, hashrate, and durability — not based on your feelings, your moon phase, or how hard you believe in it.

The Basic Rig is called "Basic" for a reason. It is not an insult. It is a starting point. We all start somewhere. Even Satoshi had a first block.

If your miner breaks down (durability hits 0), it stops mining. This is a feature, not a bug. We call it "immersive realism." You may call it "annoying." Both are valid.

Yes, HyperEVM produces blocks every 0.07 seconds. No, this does not mean your bag will grow 14x faster than on Ethereum. We know. We're sorry. Physics is a harsh mistress.

The 0.07s block time does mean transactions are fast. Very fast. Uncomfortably fast. If you have ever thought "wow, I wish I could lose money faster," HyperEVM is here to help. (We're kidding. Please don't lose money. Refer to Section 01.)

Our referral system is a legitimate, on-chain, smart-contract-powered referral program that rewards you for bringing friends into the ecosystem. It is NOT a pyramid scheme. It is not an MLM. It is not a Ponzi. It is not a honey badger. It is a referral program.

If a friend loses money after you refer them, they will probably blame you. We cannot help with that. We suggest buying them coffee. Or at least sending them a sad emoji on Telegram.

Our smart contracts have been written by humans. Humans make mistakes. We have tried very hard not to make mistakes, in the same way that every human tries very hard not to spill coffee on themselves and yet here we are.

Smart contracts, once deployed, are immutable. They do not accept apology tweets. They do not care about your community vote. They simply execute code. If you find a bug, please tell us immediately via responsible disclosure and not by draining the treasury on a Tuesday afternoon.

We are not responsible for user errors, fat fingers, wrong addresses, or sending tokens to the burn address because "you wanted to feel something."

HYPED Mining does not operate in jurisdictions where it is prohibited to do so. If you are accessing this site from the moon, Mars, or a jurisdiction where DeFi is illegal, please close this tab and think about your life choices.

This is not an offer to sell securities. This is not an invitation to invest. This is a protocol. A protocol that lives on a blockchain. The blockchain does not care about your SEC. Respectfully.

Nothing on this site constitutes legal advice. For legal advice, please consult a lawyer. For life advice, please consult your grandmother. She has been through more than both of us combined.

By using HYPED Mining, you acknowledge that:

1. You are a grown adult capable of making your own decisions. 2. You understand that crypto is risky and you are okay with that risk. 3. You will not sue us because the line went down. 4. You understand that "HYPED" is our name, not a promise of emotional state. 5. You have read at least one sentence of this disclaimer, which already puts you in the top 3% of internet users.

We genuinely want this protocol to be great. We have put real thought, real code, and real energy into building something that works on the fastest EVM chain in existence. We think it's pretty cool. We hope you think so too.

But if it doesn't work out exactly as planned — welcome to DeFi. There's a Discord for that.

Stay HYPED. Mine responsibly. Tip your validators.